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  • #31
    This guy has Third Downs Syndrome.
    Spppppllllllliiiiisshhh.

    Guys, get a towl. Dad did it again.


    Funny shit, Kansas. I think you have inspired me.
    I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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    • #32
      Bravo, Kansas, Bravo
      I really have no interest in investing my time to come up with something entertaining to ridicule this team
      In this day and age, the windmills come pre-tilted and the Lions games come as prepackaged losses.

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      • #33
        funny...I'd never seen the Gamecock bit before. Makes me homesick.

        sniff
        "I ain't the type to bitch, I ain't the type to cry, I will sit at your red light and wait for your shit to go by."

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        • #34
          homesick for a little gamecock ???

          <insert your own joke here>
          I really have no interest in investing my time to come up with something entertaining to ridicule this team
          In this day and age, the windmills come pre-tilted and the Lions games come as prepackaged losses.

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          • #35
            keep it going kansaw - we're already into ye olde season of discontente
            In Quinn We Trust??

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            • #36
              I'm bumping this cuz I just reread the Interview With God and I'm still laughing....
              Dogs rule.

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              • #37
                He ought to interview Satan next
                In Quinn We Trust??

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Coop
                  He ought to interview Satan next
                  News flash Coop.....Kansas IS Satan!!!

                  So to interview himself he'd need to be a split personality

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                  • #39
                    I've got to brag a little bit, and I didn't know where to put this.....................so I'll put it here.

                    My youngest son is a freshman in high school and is the starting second baseman on the "reserve" baseball team. The "reserve" team is made of freshman and a few sophomores. Anyways, they played Lincoln Southeast high school on Saturday. He was 2 for 4 with............................two homeruns. His first homer was an inside-the-parker that caromed off the right-centerfield wall. His second one was a bomb over the left-center wall. His first homeruns ever.

                    Not bad for a 5'10" kid who weighs 150 lbs. soaking wet.

                    He's going to be a playa.
                    It's so flat you can watch your dog run away for three days.

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                    • #40
                      That's terrific!!

                      I can't believe your youngest is a freshman already. Geeze.
                      Dogs rule.

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                      • #41
                        KANSAS,

                        That is cool news. That will certainly open the coaches eyes.

                        Good on you as the pops.

                        My first h.s. HR was also an inside the park job as a freshman that went off the RCF wall. I was also one of those kids who was 5'10 or so at the time who weighed in at a whopping 145 lb's wet. But I routinely tested throughout my h.s. athletic career as the pound for pound strongest kid in my class (of those tested in athletics anyway). I left h.s. at 5'11.5" and 168 lb's. For some sick reason, I'm shrinking in height already at almost 38 years old and I am able to pack on the pounds like no other. Man life is cruel sometimes.

                        I imagine if your kid keeps up with his dad given talents, he too should prosper very well on the ballfield(s) (he does play basketball right?) and in life.
                        Last edited by Panoptes; April 11th, 2005, 12:08 PM.
                        SHOW me. Don't TELL me. Still waiting....
                        Play stupid games ...Win stupid prizes

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Kansas
                          I've got to brag a little bit, and I didn't know where to put this.....................so I'll put it here.

                          My youngest son is a freshman in high school and is the starting second baseman on the "reserve" baseball team. The "reserve" team is made of freshman and a few sophomores. Anyways, they played Lincoln Southeast high school on Saturday. He was 2 for 4 with............................two homeruns. His first homer was an inside-the-parker that caromed off the right-centerfield wall. His second one was a bomb over the left-center wall. His first homeruns ever.

                          Not bad for a 5'10" kid who weighs 150 lbs. soaking wet.

                          He's going to be a playa.
                          Big friggen deal. Why don't you encourage him to play a mans sport like football or hockey while he is still young?

                          j/k congrats, proud papa
                          Last edited by Malto Marko; April 11th, 2005, 12:22 PM.
                          I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                          • #43
                            Congrats Kansas!


                            He must take after the milkm......I mean his father.... ;)



                            j/k...sounds like he's a baller

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                            • #44
                              Wow...nice work Terry Fair Fan!
                              To be a professional means that you don't die. - Takeru "the Tsunami" Kobayashi

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                              • #45
                                Tell TFF I said congrats Kansas.

                                GO LIONS "05" !!!
                                GO LIONS "19" !!

                                Take us to the promised land Matthew.

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