A blonde dropped her clothes off at the dry cleaners, the clerk said, ?come again?. She said, ?oh no, this time it's toothpaste."
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Superb! And thanks for posting. Never heard of him and now must go and check out more of this guys stuff. Reminds me of Panoptes posting Bill Burr clips...... eternally grateful."I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022
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Went to the Doctors today complaining of strange voices coming from my underpants.
The Doctor said, "Ignore them. They're talking bollocks""I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022
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Groaner alert, Malto.......
Three parrots in a cage......, one at the bottom, one in the middle and one at the top.
Q. Which one owns the cage?
A. The bottom one. The other two are on higher perches.
(Hire Purchase. UK equivalent of USA Instalment Plan)
Fuck it. Too much hard work there."I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022
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