An Irishman goes to the doctors for a check up. During his routine medical check Paddy asks the doctor,
"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life?"
"I doubt it.” said the doctor, “Mercury is in Uranus right now."
Paddy said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
"Neither do I normally " replied the doctor, "but my thermometer just snapped in your arse.”
"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life?"
"I doubt it.” said the doctor, “Mercury is in Uranus right now."
Paddy said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
"Neither do I normally " replied the doctor, "but my thermometer just snapped in your arse.”
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