Joke Thread

[Washington Lions Fan]

Lions fan: You a Lions fan?

Bear fan: Nope, Bears

Lions fan: Bears? That's like having gay sex with men once a week.

Bears fan: Yep.

Now that's funny....

[romster]

BTW, I have Snopes in my favorites on both work and home computers. I'm very vigilant when it comes to correcting retransmitted bullshit. I like to use the 'reply to all' function when doing it too.

Good boy.

[Malto Marko]

For the record: I did not offer my post to be a post of fact, only that it might be a reason the joke was initiated.

I still have a problem with being politically correct. Even when Obama has to apologize for not letting someone sit within the camera angles with traditional muslim garb.

This is supposed to be a joke thread and my offering was only to help others understand why that "joke" might have been offered.

I remain on record that I did not think it was funny but, if we wish to remain political, I will not be voting for Obama either.

[DanO]

I go away for a few days and all hell breaks lose.

GO LIONS "08" !!!!!!!!

[DeanUK]

I go away for a few days and all hell breaks lose.

GO LIONS "08" !!!!!!!!

LOL DanO, It wouldn't have been so bad, but it was a crap joke anyway.

PandS Frank- You need another team, Croatia were beaten by Turkey tonight (Sorry, Tonite).

[CGVT]

For the record, Consuelo is a Spanish name.



CONSUELO
Gender: Feminine Usage: Spanish Pronounced: kawn-SWE-lo [key]
Means "consolation" in Spanish. It is taken from the title of the Virgin Mary, Nuestra Se?ora del Consuelo, meaning "Our Lady of Consolation".


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The boy's and girl's name Consuelo \c(o)-nsue-lo, con-suelo\ is pronounced kohn-SWAY-loh. It is of Latin and Old French origin, and its meaning is "consolation, comfort". Honors Santa Maria del Consuelo. In 1842 George Sand, a popular French author, published a historical novel called "Consuelo". The heroine, a gypsy, became a successful opera singer.
Consuelo has 4 variant forms: Chela, Chelo, Consolata and Consuela.


Consuelo is a very popular female first name and an uncommon surname (source: 1990 U.S. Census). Displayed below is the baby name popularity trend for the girl's name Consuelo. Click here to compare Consuelo with related baby names

[OR Lion]

Ok, here's my racist/sexist joke for the day.

What do you call a Mexican girl with six in legs?
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Consuelo

What's the name of the guy that drives her around?
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Carlos

[Darl McrBride]

CARLOS Gender: Masculine
Usage: Spanish, Portuguese
Pronounced: KAHR-los (Spanish) [key]
Spanish and Portuguese form of CHARLES

[-Deborah-]

For the record: I did not offer my post to be a post of fact, only that it might be a reason the joke was initiated.

I still have a problem with being politically correct. Even when Obama has to apologize for not letting someone sit within the camera angles with traditional muslim garb.

This is supposed to be a joke thread and my offering was only to help others understand why that "joke" might have been offered.

I remain on record that I did not think it was funny but, if we wish to remain political, I will not be voting for Obama either.

Hmmm, for some reason, I doubt you would have posted that smear piece if you hadn't been against Obama. I wonder why you even saved that email?

Funny that the person who posted the original ignorant "joke" can't seem to defend it.

[OR Lion]

What's the name of the guy that drives her around?
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Carlos

And how many boyfriends does she have?
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Just Juan

[King Cole]

Hmmm, for some reason, I doubt you would have posted that smear piece if you hadn't been against Obama. I wonder why you even saved that email?

Funny that the person who posted the original ignorant "joke" can't seem to defend it.

it was just a joke I didn't mean to start a big debates about what's an appropriate joke nor mccain vs Obama fight. Thought it would just go away.

But if you want me to defend the joke I could with this:
Scroll back thru the joke thread and there is other jokes about about dealth didn't see any complaints about them. If it wasn't of a political nature I doubt anyone would of complained!

[OR Lion]

Rush Limbaugh would think you're hilarious.

[yooperman]

Names have different meanings in different languages, For example "Yooperman" in English means "Man from U.P."

"Yooperman" in Native American means "Man with Penis of many inches"

[OR Lion]

The Adult Shoppe called and they want their extra large dildo back immediately.

[yooperman]

The Adult Shoppe called and they want their extra large dildo back immediately.

LOL-

I'm not good with the Native American language, so "Yooperman" could mean something entirely different. I was just guessing. (: