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  • "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

    Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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    • This is complements of Lee Gaus via facebook.

      A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.

      He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
      When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
      The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time..."
      The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is an
      Airborne Ranger, the other is a Navy Seal, both serving overseas
      somewhere.
      When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
      So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
      The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
      The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
      He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
      One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. (I know, a tear is coming to my eye too)
      All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
      When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
      The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
      "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife
      and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
      "Hasn't affected my brothers though...."

      I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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      • 19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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        • LMAO @ last two jokes. Especially the plane crash. God, my wife would kick my a$$ if she knew I laughed at that stuff!
          "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

          Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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            • Originally posted by Marko69 View Post
              LMAO @ last two jokes. Especially the plane crash. God, my wife would kick my a$$ if she knew I laughed at that stuff!
              What will she think of this one:

              Why did God give women small feet?
              So they could get closer to the sink.
              God works in mysterious ways.
              19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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              • Why are Somali wedding cakes made from dung?

                To keep the flies off the wedding party.
                19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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                • Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

                  A: A Dry Martinez
                  19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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                  • Originally posted by Panoptes View Post

                    What will she think of this one:

                    Why did God give women small feet?
                    So they could get closer to the sink.
                    God works in mysterious ways.
                    Or this one.

                    Why to tampons have strings?
                    So you can floss after you eat.

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                    • ESPN = Especially Stupid Political Numbskulls
                      19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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                      • This is compliments of Jewlerman, via facebook.


                        I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                        • "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

                          Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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                          • I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                            • What's brown and sounds like a bell???
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                              .DUNG!
                              Got Kneecaps?

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                              • That bell sounds like shit.
                                Apathetic No More.

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