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[Malto Marko]

Welcome to the abyss that is known as Detroit Lions Fandom, Pigpen.

Here you will find a variety of personalities and opinions but also some of the Best Damn Lions Fans on the face of the earth.

........mind you, they are also honest and will speak their minds.

[DanO]

Well, honest, may be stretching it a little bit, Malto.

[pigpen]

Hello pigpen. Are you a friend of Bacontits?

Welcome

......Nope.

Thanks for the welcome guys.Im far from an expert......just a fan.

[Trickalicious]

......Nope.

Thanks for the welcome guys.Im far from an expert......just a fan.

Did you build your chopper?

[pigpen]

Did you build your chopper?

No not completely.I bought it and tore it down and changed a lot. So technically i didn't.

[DanO]

So you rebuilt it.

[pigpen]

So you rebuilt it.

ya....i took it down to the frame and added parts that i liked.

[DanO]

Nice.

[pigpen]

Thanks DanO.

[jaadam4]

LF123,

Welcome. A few tips for a smooth transition.

Replace "the Lions" with "we" at every opportunity.
Counter every single knock on this team with, "this year is different".
Start as many draft threads as possible and extra credit for asking for stickies.
Be sure to make a mistake with any stat you provide. A typo, an overlooked bit of minutia, anything.
Call Barry Sanders the second best running back especially during Dallas and Chicago game days.
This one is easy, just worship Aaron Rodgers and or Jay Cutler. Simple.
Collect donations for WCF healthy living longevity project.
Declare yourself the Messiah and or expert with ANYTHING.
Consider changing name to Buckeyesrule123.
Replace lose with loose.
Interject both politics and religion in all responses, except in those threads. Then just talk Lions.
Use lol, lmao, lmfao, bff, as punctuation.
Invite Philly fans to come chat and exchange football facts.
Respond to anyone with 10,000 or more posts as "kiddo". Otherwise, "chief" or "bucko" works.
Mention pirates and stretchy pants in one post once per week.

This should get you started. Good to have you.

Pretty spot on. The only thing I'd add is..

Always correct other peoples grammar while using the wrong you're, your, where, wear, we're, were, Ware (Andre), there, they're and their.

[Marko69]

That's spot on too, Jaadam......, but also replacing "have" with "of"

Example: I should of bought more bog roll after eating that srirachi haggis.

[fontes91]

Been following the Lions since Landry's era and am finally questioning my loyalty following this most disappointing season. Need a place to explore my stubborn loyalty, and this place seems appropriate, as I am guessing there are many with the same affliction.

[-Deborah-]

Welcome, fontes. You definitely game to the right place.

I'm with you...this was a pretty bitter season. Moreso than, say, the 0-16 season just because THEY COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH MORE. Sigh.

Anyways, welcome...and dig in!

[Panoptes]

Been following the Lions since Landry's era and am finally questioning my loyalty following this most disappointing season. Need a place to explore my stubborn loyalty, and this place seems appropriate, as I am guessing there are many with the same infection.

Fixed it for you FIFY

BTW, its a drug resistant strain.

You have been warned

Welcome to the BDLFOTN

[fontes91]

I've found it is also alcohol resistant.