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    It's been a while since we have had a random thoughts thread...

    My neighbors put a sign up in the middle of the street that says "Caution: Children Playing"

    I wonder what their reaction would be if I ran it over?
    Clouds are clouds. Cows are cows. The Lions are the Lions .-Andrew Heller-

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    Well, if it was in the middle of the street, I am guessing they would say they put the sign in the wrong place. (Ya right)

    Your excuse could be you were on the lookout for playing children and did not see the sign.;-)
    I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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    • #3
      In my neighborhood there's a sign that says

      slow
      children playing

      I think that's kind of mean to single out the slow kids like that.
      Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."

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      • #4
        Joe Buck looks like an alien
        Clouds are clouds. Cows are cows. The Lions are the Lions .-Andrew Heller-

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        • #5
          Originally posted by CGVT View Post
          Joe Buck looks like an alien
          .......and has the personality of cold oatmeal.

          Edit: The streaked grey over the ears and dyed top is a nice touch, though.
          Last edited by Malto Marko; July 16th, 2013, 07:10 PM.
          I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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          • #6
            Why does it hurt when I pee?

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            • #7
              Chlamydia, YT

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              • #8
                This neighborhood I was driving through last night had a sign that said TRAFFIC CALMING AHEAD. I thought traffic in a subdivision shouldn't have such rage that calming is required.
                The Detroit Lions... where eleven men on the field is merely a suggestion.

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                • #9
                  I did some photoshopping:

                  The Lions went 11-5 in 2014

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                  • #10
                    Good All-Star game this year.
                    Clouds are clouds. Cows are cows. The Lions are the Lions .-Andrew Heller-

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by The_Strategy_Expert
                      I promise to deliver Super Bowl victories

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                      • #12
                        "If you fall off a skyscraper, then act like a mannequin. Someone might try to catch you. Because, hey, free mannequin."

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Dan V View Post
                          Chlamydia, YT
                          Negative! You have to have sex to catch a something. As I've been married forever, I can assure you that sex with my wife stopped years ago.

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                          • #14
                            BTW, Yankees suck!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Random Thoughts

                              Throughout history the human mind has been stymied but one unanswerable question. There have been many answers given, but no one knows the correct answer for sure.

                              My question on this is; Are we sure the Chicken crossed the road and when did this happen.

                              I've talked to an old old guy. People called him the "Chicken Whisperer". He says in all his years, no chicken has ever relayed such a story to him. I think the whole thing is poppycock hogwash!

                              Been wanting to get that off my chest for sometime. Goodnight.

                              Sent from my DROID BIONIC using Tapatalk 2
                              Passenger on the Lions bandwagon since 1969.

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