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    Apathetic No More.

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    • English woman, Welsh woman and a Scottish woman are walking along a beach one day. They see a man with no arms and legs on a blanket on the sand begging for money. They all feel very sorry for the man. They walk to him.
      The English woman asks, "Have you ever been hugged before young man?"
      "No." He replies.
      She hugs him tight and walks away.
      The welsh woman asks, "Have you ever been kissed before?"
      "Never," he replies.
      She gives him a very passionate kiss and walks away.
      The Scottish Woman asks, "Have you ever been f**ked before young man?"
      "Definitely not," he replies with a hint of excitement.
      "Well you will be when that f**king tide comes in." She replies, and walks away.
      "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

      Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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      • LOL!
        I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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        • I'd always heard that one as a man that finds the woman armless and legless on the beach. same set up only the close is he picks her up, throws her in the ocean and declares you're fucked now.
          Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."

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          • This joke is a man Tony......, and when the tide eventually comes in, his name is Bob!
            "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

            Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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            • And if he is on your door step, his name is Matt
              I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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              • Hanging on your wall?

                Art
                I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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                • In you mailbox?

                  Bill
                  I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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                  • Seagull on his head? Cliff.
                    "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

                    Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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                    • Middle of a tennis court, Annette? (After the sex change of course)
                      "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

                      Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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                      • Dumped in between two buildings....., Ally
                        "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

                        Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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                        • water skiing? Skip
                          Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."

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                          • Really short Mexican woman--------------Consualo.
                            GO LIONS "23" !!

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                            • Customer at work asked me this today. What do you see when the fog lifts over Los Angeles?------------------------------- UCLA.
                              GO LIONS "23" !!

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                              • University of California Latinos & Asians
                                19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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