Non-Football Related Stuff That Makes you Laugh Your Ass off

[Tony G]

For Marko and others

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[Kapture1]

don't think it's a real ad since "owned" is mis-spelled

[Kapture1]

football related, but whatever.

[Tony G]

don't think it's a real ad since "owned" is mis-spelled

This is an older version
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[Trickalicious]

I suppose that position is fine for a car ad or doing dishes but the ER nurse has told me twice now; do NOT chop vegetables like that. You're welcome.

[Marko69]

don't think it's a real ad since "owned" is mis-spelled

Taken my thick pills again here........., is that ad trying to convey that the woman is gorgeous, and even though you won't be her first, you shouldn't really care? And then applying the same logic to the car?

Hmmm, interesting. I don't think I've ever double bagged my knob before driving a used car in the past.

[Trickalicious]

Taken my thick pills again here........., is that ad trying to convey that the woman is gorgeous, and even though you won't be her first, you shouldn't really care? And then applying the same logic to the car?

Hmmm, interesting. I don't think I've ever double bagged my knob before driving a used car in the past.

You obviously haven't driven an 80's Dodge Omni. I still cry in the shower when thinking of those days.

[Marko69]

Had to google it. Looks like a Fiat.

[Trickalicious]

Had to google it. Looks like a Fiat.

Technically , mine had the chick magnet option; red cloth interior and a lime green OAKLEY window sticker.

[Marko69]

Holy fk, I had to google lime green Oakley sticker as well. You are rivalling NBT here......, I have to google 90% of everything he posts.

[Islair]

You obviously haven't driven an 80's Dodge Omni. I still cry in the shower when thinking of those days.

I had the cheap version of the Omni, I had the Plymouth version. The Horizon.

I actually jumped the thing, completely 100% off of the ground. Sparks and all when the thing came crashing down. BOOM! At least it landed on its wheels. Let me tell you, my Dad was really really mad with me.

[Marko69]

http://www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/CC-114-047-700-vert.jpg

Very much like the old VW Golf, or Polo.

[Trickalicious]

I had the cheap version of the Omni, I had the Plymouth version. The Horizon.

I actually jumped the thing, completely 100% off of the ground. Sparks and all when the thing came crashing down. BOOM! At least it landed on its wheels. Let me tell you, my Dad was really really mad with me.

I still have yet to drive a car that can spin backwards donuts on the ice and take mailboxes in the nose as well as that car (and all while cranking out extra treble from a sex pistols cassette).

[Marko69]

I still have yet to drive a car that can spin backwards donuts on the ice and take mailboxes in the nose as well as that car (and all while cranking out extra treble from a sex pistols cassette).

I am an anti-Christ
I am an anarchist,
Don't know what I want
But I know how to get it.
I wanna destroy ......., mailboxes wif ma Omni
Coz aaaaaahhh Waaana beeeee anachy!

[froot loops]

I had a Chevette with no power steering, that thing was hard to turn.