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Scottish equivalent of Home Depot?"Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan -
British equivalent would be more accurate. We invented everything, but can't have the English thinking we invented that too!
"I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022Comment
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What in the hell is this world coming to?
I just heard that the Energizer bunny was arrested.
He has been charged with battery.I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.Comment
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That's terrible Mark.. TerribleF#*K OHIO!!!
You're not only an amazingly beautiful man, but you're the greatest football mind to ever exist. <-- Jeffy Shittypants actually posted this. I knew he was in love with me.Comment
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Murphy, Murphy & Murphy Solicitors in Ireland.
"Hello, can I speak with Mr Murphy please?"
"I'm sorry, Mr Murphy was involved in a skiing accident. He's in hospital."
"Oh, not good. Well can I speak with Mr Murphy then?"
"Ah, sadly no, he fell overboard while out fishing last night. He too is in hospital."
"Oh dear oh dear, not good at all. Well is it possible to speak with Mr Murphy then?"
"Speaking. How can I help?""I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022Comment
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Damn, that is stupid, but I laughed at it. Ha!Originally posted by Marko69 View PostI feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it onComment
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Yes, the crazier the Irish jokes, the better in my opinion. That one is always better told instead of written down. Nine times out of ten you'll get some twat saying "groan" after reading it. But they can fuck off and stand in the corner with the "so" cunts.
Joking. Calm down now."I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022Comment
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GroanOriginally posted by Marko69 View Post
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.......make that ten out of ten..........I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.Comment
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This from the energiser Bunny?! Come on, man. At least I resisted the temptation!Originally posted by Malto Marko View Post
"I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022Comment
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Groan!Originally posted by Marko69 View Post"Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex RyanComment
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I suppose understanding the concept of a proper Irish joke will go a long way to finding that funny. Americans generally don't get the humour. They do have to be told though as the Irish accent makes it funnier. But CGVT saw the humour in words so there is hope over there!"I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022Comment
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Another Murphy joke will land you on the ignore list.Lions Fans.
Demanding Excellence since Pathetic Patricia Piddled the Pooch!Comment
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LolOriginally posted by dpatnod View PostF#*K OHIO!!!
You're not only an amazingly beautiful man, but you're the greatest football mind to ever exist. <-- Jeffy Shittypants actually posted this. I knew he was in love with me.Comment
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Ok, Pat & Mick are walking around Detroit Zoo. They hear the sound of a bucket lorry lifting something heavy.Originally posted by dpatnod View Post
"Widye git a look at the hydraulics on that there larrrry there, Mick."
"''Tis unbelievable, isn't it? And git a look at the high bollocks on that there Giraffe over there, Pat."
Think you've got to be fkn steaming to read these. Go get pished, Dpat."I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022Comment
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If you put the battery in backwards, he will just keep coming and coming and coming...Originally posted by Malto Marko View PostLions free since 6/23/2020Comment
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