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  • Congrats Malto.
    GO LIONS "23" !!

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    • I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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      • Holy shit Mark. I'm sure that's a crazy amount of stress. I hope and pray everything turns out healthy and happy. Not sure about the underlying health issues but my wife was a preemie by about 8 weeks as well. You met her, she can be a real pain in the ass but she turned out half way decent.

        Stay strong home boy and yes you're still on the hook for nipple rings when the time comes.
        F#*K OHIO!!!

        You're not only an amazingly beautiful man, but you're the greatest football mind to ever exist. <-- Jeffy Shittypants actually posted this. I knew he was in love with me.

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        • Tanks J. We are in the defining hours right now and within the next 48 hours most question marks will be answered or removed.

          'preciate the kind thoughts.
          I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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          • Keep us informed Malto.
            GO LIONS "23" !!

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            • Well, well.

              Time to uncross the fingers.

              After a very long and induced labor we welcomed a new baby girl to the family late last night. Both Mom and baby are doing well. Baby is a month pre-mature. She weighed 4.2 lbs and was 17.7" at birth. The next 24 hours are critical but Dr.'s tell us there is very little to worry about.

              Whew! Now I can breath a little free-er and I'm sure it's noon somewhere, I'm off to celebrate!
              I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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              • Hey that's AWESOME Malto! Congratulations. Tell mom and dad I said the same.
                GO LIONS "23" !!

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                • Congrats Malto!!

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                  • Thanks Guys!
                    I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                    • Congrats, Malto.

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                      • Thanks, Tom!
                        I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                        • Paddy staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.

                          The doctor asks him what happened.

                          "Well it was like this," said Paddy. "I was having a quiet game of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of Cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball; stuck right in the middle of the cows arse. That's when I made my mistake."

                          "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

                          "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours."
                          "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

                          Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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                          • But, did Paddy win the round or not??????
                            Lions Fans.

                            Demanding Excellence since Pathetic Patricia Piddled the Pooch!

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                            • Originally posted by Marko69 View Post
                              Paddy staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.

                              The doctor asks him what happened.

                              "Well it was like this," said Paddy. "I was having a quiet game of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of Cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball; stuck right in the middle of the cows arse. That's when I made my mistake."

                              "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

                              "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours."
                              LOL.
                              GO LIONS "23" !!

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                                "Yeah, we just... we don't want them to go. So that's our motivation."
                                Dan Campbell at Green Bay, January 8, 2023.​

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