Miscellaneous And Off Topic Subjects

[CGVT]

Conversation in Alabama:

I ain't getting the shot. It only kills people that have a comorbidity.

Dude, were the fattest fucking state in the Union. The entire stare is a comorbidity.

[lineygoblue]

That conversation could take place in any state.

But, Alabama sass is always appropriate.

[CGVT]

That conversation could take place in any state.

But, Alabama sass is always appropriate.

Yeah it was a bit of a cheap shot. On the obesity scale, Alabama is #7 on the list, one spot above Michigan.

[lineygoblue]

Yeah it was a bit of a cheap shot. On the obesity scale, Alabama is #7 on the list, one spot above Michigan.

Hurtful, but accurate.

Meanwhile, in other news, Gov. DeSantis tells Chairman Joe to "control the southern border before you start telling us how to treat Covid"

Sorry for the Fox News link, but I'm sure no other outlet will show the quote because its more embarrassment to The Chairman. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/des...-secure-border

From the article:

"Why don’t you do your job?" the Florida Republican said during a press conference Wednesday. "Why don't you get this border secure? And until you do that, I don’t wanna hear a blip about COVID from you, thank you."

[lineygoblue]

One way to control the border might be something like this:

Border Partol Agent to Illegal Immigrant that just crossed: "Hello, welcome to America ... Roll up your sleeve". Then send them back.

[AlabamAlum]

You hear about the new Cuomo variant of Covid-19? Yeah, it’s dangerous to women and deadly to the elderly.

bada bing.

[THE_WIZARD_]

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me…

There is a fine line between love and hate. But I don't hate you. More like loathe. That being said...

"...you're the one that I want....oh baby...ooh ooh ooh..."

[lineygoblue]

If either of you breaks into a Leo Sayer song, I will be forced to kill you.

[THE_WIZARD_]

...sad eyes...turn the other way...I don't wanna see...you cry...

[AlabamAlum]

When I need you
I just close my eyes and I'm with you
And all that I so want to give you
It's only a heartbeat away

[THE_WIZARD_]

STFU

[AlabamAlum]

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Or the one.

[Dr. Strangelove]

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.

[AlabamAlum]

I've been through the desert
On a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert, you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

[THE_WIZARD_]

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand
Whose wine? What wine?
Where the hell did I dine?
Must have been a dream
I don't believe where I've been
Come on, let's do it again