Non-football related stuff that really makes your day

[Tony G]

0%

[CGVT]

Nuffin from nuffin leaves nuffin

[Malto Marko]

I would say 200%.

Good for you taking care of the waitperson even though you did not purchase from the house.

[Tony G]

Actually it's not 0, it's undefinable since it is impossible to divide by 0

[Islair]

What about haircuts Islair? Since you've now had the locks chopped off, are you going to keep it short? And if so......, what about tipping the barber? My haircut costs 20 quid and I pay him 30. That's a 50% tip. Now that definitely makes up for restaurant tight arseness.

LFIJ......, awesome new avatar, LOL.

I tip my barber, but not 50%. My last haircut was 30 bucks, and I left a 5 dollar tip. My barber owns the shop too, and doesnt just rent a chair, so I think he makes out pretty well.

As for the hair. This is the second time I have grown it out and donated it, and I am sure it wont be the last. I usually keep it short for a couple of years, then grow a small tail, then say fuck it, I dont want to go to the barber anymore, and then grow it really long. Keep it that way for about 2-3 years, then chop it off again. Then the whole thing starts over.

[The Cat]

Judging by the length of those locks Is...30 bucks is a bargain. I thought you'd have visited a couple of the red and white striped shops, getting an estimate.

[SeattleLionsFan]

Tips may be better but there is probably a lot less of them.
30-$ 5 dollar tips=150
4- $ 20 dollar tips=100
Its how Mcdonalds makes so much money.
Turn 'em and burn 'em

Lol! I think your math is off Treo.

I give my barber $5 but its only $10 for the cut.

[MiamiTreo3]

Lol! I think your math is off Treo.

I give my barber $5 but its only $10 for the cut.

LOL. Didnt notice that

[bimmer84]

Just got back from a week at Disney. As I return to my mundane, non-Disney life, I am reminded again of that guy that said, "reality hits you hard bro!".

[The Cat]

Ah the good old barbershop.

[Marko69]

Cat....., that guy on the right looks like Jack Russell from Great White.

[The Cat]

Detective Bobby, I plead ignorance. I will look up Jack Russell.

[Marko69]

80's Jack Russell......, up to date jack Russell looks nothing like that.

[The Cat]

Ukay I gotcha now....Took a couple of minutes for it to sink in, but it did without me having to look it up.

BTW, for those of you who don't know,. Frank delivers under the most horrib le conditions.

[Malto Marko]

Kid Mayor going to the house for a long time.

38 counts.

A couple no verdict

A couple not guilty

The remaining 34 or so..........Guilty!

Edit:

24 Guilty
3 No decision
3 not guilty