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Ever noticed how a mans "I'll be leaving the pub in five minutes, darling" is exactly the same time as a woman's "I'll be ready in five minutes, honey"?
It's quite spooky, and well worth pointing out at times!"I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022
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Farmer says to his sheep dog, "Go count the sheep, make sure they are all there."
Dogs comes back, "40 sheep."
Farmers says, "that's impossible, we only had 38 to start with"
Dog says, "yeah, I rounded them up""I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022
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Red headed Scottish woman is talking to one of her girlfriends at a lingerie party. She says her husband Marko is a full five inches. The woman says that's not what Shelley told me. Red headed woman says "I rounded him up"...................GO LIONS "23" !!
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So anyway......., he sends the dog back there.
Dog comes back.
"Well?" Says the farmer
Dog says, "I got to 20 and fell asleep"
Go get yourselves a few fucking beers ya cunts......, they are funny as fk."I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022
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Guy sitting in a bar, talking to the barkeep, telling him about his new hearing aide, ...
" Brand new, best one on the market." he says.
"All the newest technology, works great"
"Really," says the barkeep, "What kind is it?"
"Twelve - Thirty" was his answer."Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "
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