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Actually, I can understand the "groan" with the tractor joke. The American accent makes the joke sound shit. It's great here though.
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"I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
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I spewed beer....several times!
YA BASTARDS!Apathetic No More.Comment
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We all thought the boy became a heart surgeon.
Living in a farming community, I' ll be borrowing that tractor joke, Marko69."Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "Comment
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A guy goes into a bar where there is a robot bartender.
The robot says "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the guy,
"Whats your IQ?" The guy says "168".
The robot then starts to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
The guy is curious but goes back into the bar.
The robot says "What will you have?"
The guy says "Martini".
Again, the robot makes the best martini ever and asks the guy "What's your IQ?".
The guy says "100".
The robot then starts to talk about sports, politics, current events and women.
The guy leaves but finds this very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar and the robot says "What will you have?"
Then guy says "Martini" and again brings another great martini.
The robot then says "What's your IQ?"
The guy says "Uhhhh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.Comment
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GO LIONS "23" !!Comment
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Ca - ching!"Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "Comment
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Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him,
"Do you want the winner of the next race?”
Paddy replies "No tanks, oi've only got a small yard."
GRRRRRROAAAAN?
Thats a collective groan from the entire forum!
"I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
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Yep"Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex RyanComment
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Fuck it. Let's have some more.
Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him. "Did
you find the shampoo?"
Paddy says, "Oi did, but it's for dry hair and I’ve
just wet mine ..""I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022Comment
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Fuck it, and another......
Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires stickin out of it.
He phones the police and says "Bejasus, I've just found
a sandwich dat looks like a bomb."
The operator asks, "is it tickin?
Paddy says "No, oi tink it's beef""I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022Comment
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BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex RyanComment
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That's ^^^ a sign of things to come."I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
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Fk it, more pat & mick.....
Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to
take them to the police station.
Mick "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two!""I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
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I'm ashamed to say that last one made me laugh.------------
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For UKBB........, you'll LOVE this.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy........., the other is a little lighter.
FK IT! No more. Promise."I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
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