Joke Thread

[Newbomb Turk]

there is a long history of ham slapping that he is hiding, too..............

[Panoptes]

A.D.D.

A.D.H.D.

A.D.YT

Capeche'?

[jaadam4]

there is a long history of ham slapping that he is hiding, too..............

lol

[Malto Marko]

?????



I was joking Mark. Of course I've had a cured ham samich.

I've also smoked my share of ham..... :-D

I know you were kidding.;-);-)

[YT]

A.D.D.

A.D.H.D.

A.D.YT

Capeche'?

Si Senor!

[Panoptes]

bien

[DanO]

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site
only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and
dinner cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands pver my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had
handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said,
"Do what ever you want."


So, Here I am.

GO LIONS "10" !!!!!!!!!!

[Drew]

LMAO!!

[akavana]

Wow, gotta try that this October.

[Islair]

Nice.

[jaadam4]

hahahahaha..Thats awesome.

[Drew]

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.

The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.

"Yeah right!" she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.

Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly.

The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were, or what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place!"

[jaadam4]

lol

[Sharkbait]

The Scotsman.

[DanO]

LOL Sharkey. My thoughts as well.

GO LIONS "10" !!!!!!!!!!