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  • LOL, Deb!
    I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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    • I actually like the asteroid one. The roach with the "Whatevs" is hilarious!
      Your right! Matty Boy will save us all!!

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      • its not joke, but...
        http://www.scribd.com/doc/7781751/Osijek-In-Your-Pocket

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        • Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
          He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
          And stared up at the TV.

          The 10 PM news was coming on.
          The news crew was covering the story
          Of a man on the ledge of a large building
          Preparing to jump.

          The blonde looked at Bob and said,
          "Do you think he'll jump?"

          Bob said,
          "You know, I bet he'll jump."

          The blonde replied,
          "Well, I bet he won't."

          Bob placed a ?20 bill on the bar and said,
          "You're on!"

          Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
          The guy on the ledge
          Did a swan dive off the building,
          Falling to his death.

          The blonde was very upset,
          But willingly handed her ?20 to Bob.
          "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

          Bob replied,
          "I can't take your money.
          I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
          So I knew he would jump."

          The blonde replied,
          "I did, too,
          But I didn't think he'd do it again."
          "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

          Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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          • oh boy
            AAL:to be determined




            2011 NFL Draft Wish List:

            1. Patrick Peterson Cornerback LSU
            2. Mark Herzlich Outside Linebacker Boston College
            3. John Moffitt Center Wisconsin
            4. Steve Schilling Guard Michigan
            5. Jeremy Kerley Wide Receiver TCU
            6. Carl Johnson Tackle Florida
            7. Johnny Patrick Cornerback Louisville

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            • Islair......, please believe me when I say I copied and pasted that......, I didn't type all that Shyte out......, honest!
              "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

              Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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              • It is just one of those things you smack yourself on the forehead about.....because everyone seems to know someone that dumb.
                AAL:to be determined




                2011 NFL Draft Wish List:

                1. Patrick Peterson Cornerback LSU
                2. Mark Herzlich Outside Linebacker Boston College
                3. John Moffitt Center Wisconsin
                4. Steve Schilling Guard Michigan
                5. Jeremy Kerley Wide Receiver TCU
                6. Carl Johnson Tackle Florida
                7. Johnny Patrick Cornerback Louisville

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                • Thanks a lot, Marko, now the people at work are looking at me funny for laughing out loud in the office.
                  2015 AAL - Ezekiel "Double Digit Sacks" Ansah.

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                  • I especially like the guy with the "personal possession" IPad

                    http://www.hulu.com/watch/301109/the...ivided?c=0%3A0
                    I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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                    • Deb, that Facebook newsfeed was hilarious!
                      "And I'm a million different people from one day to the next..."

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                      • Cat owners will relate...

                        "And I'm a million different people from one day to the next..."

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                        • [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdXlcXHbOQg"]Cat lovers will understand. "Simon's Cat"- Simon Tofield - YouTube[/ame]
                          AAL:to be determined




                          2011 NFL Draft Wish List:

                          1. Patrick Peterson Cornerback LSU
                          2. Mark Herzlich Outside Linebacker Boston College
                          3. John Moffitt Center Wisconsin
                          4. Steve Schilling Guard Michigan
                          5. Jeremy Kerley Wide Receiver TCU
                          6. Carl Johnson Tackle Florida
                          7. Johnny Patrick Cornerback Louisville

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                          • LOL!

                            I can so relate as my cat is on a diet and starts meowing to be fed around 4:00 A.M.
                            "And I'm a million different people from one day to the next..."

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                            • From the mouth of babes.

                              This conversation took place between my granddaughters. My daughter had to call me to share this.

                              8 yr old Granddaughter to 4 year old Granddaughter: Dude, hand me that book please.

                              4 year old granddaughter: Hey Fred! Get it yourself.

                              8 year old: Fred? What's up with that?

                              4 year old: Well you called me Dude!

                              8 year old: Just hand me the book, please.

                              4 year old: Get it yourself, Dude.

                              8 year old: What's with the Dude?

                              4 year old: You started it!
                              I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                              • LOL.
                                GO LIONS "23" !!

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