Went to the docs earlier as I've got a problem with my ears. He asked what the symptoms were. I said they were a cartoon family on Channel 4.
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Sorry MM, the joke was on the radio yesterday and maybe it doesn't translate too well over there. Basically the guy goes to the doctors with hearing problems....., the doc asks him what the symptoms are..... He thought he said Smpsons......, bit of a ten pinter but I unfortunately LOL'd."I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022
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This is an old one, but I laugh every time I see it.Attached FilesI feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on
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Dan......, you sick bstd!
I hope the Lord shared his Easter Eggs with Uncle Scott."I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022
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Always think of Lydon on "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!"...., in the pen with a bunch of ostriches, all pecking him real bad., ......., his commentary was brilliant, "Aaaahhh fk, that was sore. I'm gonnae headbutt that big bstd over there!" Lmao."I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022
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HeAttached FilesI feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on
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Weather's been pretty nice lately, this morning I took out my boat & trailer, wanted to check the lights to make sure they were working. Saw my neighbor out in his driveway and asked if he could help me. He is from Minnesota, and his name is Sven.
I said, " Hey, Sven, I got the lights on , are they working on the trailer?
Sven says, " Yaa"
"O K, " I said, "I am going to try the blinkers. Are they working?"
Sven says, "Yaa, .... Noo, ......... Yaa, ........ Noo, ........""Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "
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