Random Thoughts

[Dr. Emmett.L.Brown]

FYI:
The Three Stooges are still on TV (IFC & AMC) 7 days a week...

or spend a little of that hard earned ca$h and buy one of these like I did:
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[Malto Marko]

I did... but it was remarkably busy. My friend and I only just finished sorting out the inventory last week.

I hope it was profitable for you.

I would have liked to get together for a beer if time permitted. Let's try to hook up next year.

[Malto Marko]

One slice of Godiva Chocolate Cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory has 1,110 calories.

[Malto Marko]

Elephants can recognize different human languages and know which ones belong to people with a history of confrontation with elephants.

[Sharkbait]

A friend of mine lived in Texas and a cop was ticketing some parked cars, his included, when the cop said "are you fixin to move yer car? My friend said "I'm not fixin anything but I will move my car". The cop shot back "Gol dammed smart assed Yankee now yer fixin to get a ticket".

I Like It.

[DanO]

"A friend of mine lived in Texas and a cop was ticketing some parked cars, his included, when the cop said "are you fixin to move yer car? My friend said "I'm not fixin anything but I will move my car". The cop shot back "Gol dammed smart assed Yankee now yer fixin to get a ticket".
--------------------------------What a dumbass.

[Panoptes]

A friend of mine lived in Texas and a cop was ticketing some parked cars, his included, when the cop said "are you fixin to move yer car? My friend said "I'm not fixin anything but I will move my car". The cop shot back "Gol dammed smart assed Yankee now yer fixin to get a ticket".

With the damage done at that point, I personally would have shot back again with, you do what you have to, at least I don't sound half un-learnid in life. Where do I sign yer ticket?

In my harassed life I've told cops to go fuck themselves, called them dumb shits and assholes , flipped them off and as soon as they were done writing me their bogus tickets, I would tell them my ticket would be signed off in hours by my CSI badge carrying brother. A real, serve and protect public servant.

I fn hate, hate, hate beat cops.

[Marko69]

If all these cops had Dolly Parton accents, I'd take the gun out of my glove box, and shoot myself.

[edindetroit]

Re: Random Thoughts

"A friend of mine lived in Texas and a cop was ticketing some parked cars, his included, when the cop said "are you fixin to move yer car? My friend said "I'm not fixin anything but I will move my car". The cop shot back "Gol dammed smart assed Yankee now yer fixin to get a ticket".
--------------------------------What a dumbass.

A fact he freely admits.

[edindetroit]

Re: Random Thoughts

If all these cops had Dolly Parton accents, I'd take the gun out of my glove box, and shoot myself.

Wait, what?

[bimmer84]

Check this out if you haven't already seen it. A place for athletes, and former athletes, to share their thoughts/writings.

If you're a hockey fan scroll down until you get to Brendan Shanahan. He writes a letter to his younger self. Good stuff.

http://theplayerstribune.com

[Sharkbait]

With the damage done at that point, I personally would have shot back again with, you do what you have to, at least I don't sound half un-learnid in life. Where do I sign yer ticket?

In my harassed life I've told cops to go fuck themselves, called them dumb shits and assholes , flipped them off and as soon as they were done writing me their bogus tickets, I would tell them my ticket would be signed off in hours by my CSI badge carrying brother. A real, serve and protect public servant.

I fn hate, hate, hate beat cops.

If all these cops had Dolly Parton accents, I'd take the gun out of my glove box, and shoot myself.

Well, my nephew works for the MSP, he's been to the past couple forum games, and I take offense to that.

[Panoptes]

I'm sorry your nephew is a cop.

I still hate beat cops that I have encountered on the wrong end of their power trips.

If my life experience with the racist POS out here didn't taint my opinion, perhaps I'd have a different take.

Miles in my shoes.

[Marko69]

I have no issue with cops. Only accents.

So take no offence with me sharkie, ya bawbag, OK!!!

[Malto Marko]

Your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark.