Matt Stafford is the suckiest suck to ever suck

[Marko69]

This to every cunt on this forum. And to Matt Stafford......., and to his defence, and his offense, and Caldwell, and Quinn and the Fords, and all the possible drafts, and the UofM, and the MSU, and proper cuntish Jambofuckers, and this feckin thread, and Donald Trump and North Korea, and the enemy, "GINA"...........

[ame]https://youtu.be/egl4WmCgPWY[/ame]

[jaadam4]

Its like that play was written with dwt in mind.

[Marko69]

Na man, it was written witn everybody in mind, ya cunt.

[edindetroit]

Na man, it was written witn everybody in mind, ya cunt.

Well aren't you a breath of fresh air.

[jaadam4]

Na man, it was written witn everybody in mind, ya cunt.

No it wasn't. It was meant for dwt. Quit trying to be nice about it cunt.

[Marko69]

It was posted as a light hearted jibe at everybody you cunt!! (Exclamation marks to denote light heartedness to that cunt reference also) Lighten the fuck up. Jaysus H.

[CGVT]

The Pope was doing a crossword puzzle at the Vatican one day and got stuck so he asked for help.

Monsignor, what is a four letter word for a woman that ends in U N T?

Well, Your Holiness, I believe that the answer is Aunt. A U N T

I see, Monsignor. You wouldn't happen to have an eraser, would you?

[dpatnod]

This to every cunt on this forum. And to Matt Stafford......., and to his defence, and his offense, and Caldwell, and Quinn and the Fords, and all the possible drafts, and the UofM, and the MSU, and proper cuntish Jambofuckers, and this feckin thread, and Donald Trump and North Korea, and the enemy, "GINA"...........

https://youtu.be/egl4WmCgPWY

I am sure you left out several that should have made that list.

[Marko69]

The Pope was doing a crossword puzzle at the Vatican one day and got stuck so he asked for help.

Monsignor, what is a four letter word for a woman that ends in U N T?

Well, Your Holiness, I believe that the answer is Aunt. A U N T

I see, Monsignor. You wouldn't happen to have an eraser, would you?

An oldie and an absolute classic!

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted "OI YOU, WHATS YOUR DISABILITY?"
I said, "TOURETTES. Now fk off you cunt."

[Marko69]

[ame]https://youtu.be/ATGGAlAkSG8[/ame]

[jaadam4]

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted "OI YOU, WHATS YOUR DISABILITY?"
I said, "TOURETTES. Now fk off you cunt."

thats a good one

[Marko69]

Scottish barman: What can I get you?
Guy at counter: Can I have a draught Budweiser please.
SB (as he poured): American?
GAC: Why yes. You tell from the accent or the beer I ordered?
SB: Neither. You are the fattest cunt I've ever seen in my life.

NOW, CALM DOWN....., CALM DOWN...... before UKBB starts posting shit about the air...... that's how the joke was told to me. I'm fairly sure that by head of population, we Scots are fatter cunts that you lot.

[dpatnod]

Scotland isn’t even in the Top 10. They’re too poor to afford food and the only food they grow is sheep. They can’t eat those because they need ‘em for more carnal pleasures.

http://gazettereview.com/2016/06/top-10-fattest-countries-in-world/

[Marko69]

Scotland isn?t even in the Top 10. They?re too poor to afford food and the only food they grow is sheep. They can?t eat those because they need ?em for more carnal pleasures.

Yip.
Q. What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Aberdeen?
A. A leisure centre.

But you are very correct....... was at the shop earlier for milk, some healthy oat cakes, eggs and a small bag of tangerines......., nearly 10 quid! AND 5 pence for the bag. Keeping the theme going........, robbing cunts.

[dpatnod]

Meanwhile in Scotland......

http://i.imgur.com/PqIjqHz.gifv