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People in Nebraska give speeches? As in, with complete sentences?
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They do! Often with long sentences, because they have the time...not running from gunfire, or trudging down to the local Y to wait in line for drinkable water as their peers do some other states.Comment
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Of course they do -- didn't you see Children of the Corn?Originally posted by hack View PostComment
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Interesting place. Are people in Nebraska very fat? if I didn't do 30 minutes a day of running AWAY from gunfire and TO the Y I'd probably be completely obese by now.Comment
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We get our exercise chasing injuns.Comment
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hack kneeds two bee kiltShut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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EFZComment
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Diluted.Comment
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St. Thomas de los Osbornes turned 80 todayGrammar... The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you're nuts.Comment
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In other news no one cares about...The Oscars were last night...Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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Thanks, Wiz. I've been thinking that you need a more important role here. One that fits your personality and strengths. Could we put you in charge of monitoring things no one cares about?Originally posted by THE_WIZARD_ View PostComment
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Just curious....but if one takes the time to post about something on a message board, doesn't that kinda imply that one cares about it?Comment
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List of things Wizard cares about:
1. Killing people
2. Shushing people
3. Ascertaining whether talent was raised in proximity to power linesComment
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4. Stop Le Run
5. How to sire a male
6. McRib's and McGriddle'sShut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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7. When to make the romantic move on a John Deere tractor
8. Dr. Tom's Shoppe of Roids and Pedophilia
9. 3>2"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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