M-Borg vs. THE Flavortown U Thread, Orig. by Buckeye Paul, absconded w/by talent.

[THE_WIZARD_]

I can sum up each B1G program in a few words:

OSU - Arrogant Fucks
M - Nostalgic Fucks (living in the past much like Nebraska)
MSU - Dirty Fucks
Wisconsin - Annoying Fucks
Northwestern - Smart Fucks
Iowa - Dumb Fucks
Indiana - Irrelevant Fucks
Illiinois - Underachieving Fucks
Purdue - What The Fucks?
Penn State - Pedo Fucks

[Tony G]

I'll always remember the words of a U-M fan at work as a reference.

"If I had to root for Ohio State or blow a guy, I'd have to blow a guy"

Seems fairly extreme to me but that's how some view it.

[Tony G]

I can sum up each B1G program in a few words:

OSU - Arrogant Fucks
M - Nostalgic Fucks (living in the past much like Nebraska)
MSU - Dirty Fucks
Wisconsin - Annoying Fucks
Northwestern - Smart Fucks
Iowa - Dumb Fucks
Indiana - Irrelevant Fucks
Illiinois - Underachieving Fucks
Purdue - What The Fucks?
Penn State - Pedo Fucks

Does this mean Minnesota doesn't give a fuck?

[THE_WIZARD_]

Shit I forgot them.

Minnesota - Underachieving Fucks Part Deaux

[entropy]

How about who the fuck...

[THE_WIZARD_]

Good one.

[Optimus Prime]

Try Cold as Fuck.

[madootra]

So, what's Nebraska?

Plain Fucks?

:-D

[THE_WIZARD_]

Tractor Fucks

[Optimus Prime]

Try, Who gives a fuck?

[THE_WIZARD_]

I'm pretty sure you have never been given a fuck...always had to pay...

[Optimus Prime]

Country fuck.

[THE_WIZARD_]

shaddup

[Optimus Prime]

I bang more quiff by accident than most on purpose.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Are you Wilt Chamberlain?