I Like Pie

[Marko69]

No helmet hanging down near the knees. Not an accurate photo. Either that or that bloke is English.

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[Marko69]

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[Marko69]

"Dude, he didn't turn up."
"When?"
"Yesterday."
"Was he supposed to turn up yesterday?"
"Yes. 12/2/21."
"12/2/21? You serious?"
"Yep."
"Thats December."
"What is?"
"12/2/21."
"Since when?"
"Since some cunt on the boat changed it. Remember?"
"OH yeah thats right."
"So, he's not due for another ten months."
"So?"
"What?"
"You said the word so. Why?"
"Oh yeah, thats another thing we dudes decided to start. Say the word so before we talk."
"Isn't that irritating though?"
"Not as irritating as you thinking its December you stupid fucker."
"So, point taken, Sir"
"Its dude to you, ......, cunt. Fuck off and build me a rifle"

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We'll just do it on December 2nd, like any NORMAL person would.

FFS you dudes are cunts.

[Marko69]

Oh aye...... I forgot about that. Won’t work over there. 🤦♂️ You erseholes changed it didn’t you? Didn’t like the traditional way your ancestors did it; small to large...... day, month, year.......... fkn naw, some clown decided,

“I KNOW, let’s swap that shit, let’s make it the middle biggest thing first then put the smallest one in the middle but keep the biggest thing at the end? How’s that sound?”
“FUCK yeah, dude!” 👏👏👏
”Dude? What is dude?”
“We thunk it up on the boat. Fuck all that “good sir” shite. We say dude now.”
“I say old chap, are we allowed?”
”Listen, old cunt. It’s dude now ok?”
”I’ll have to pass it with the four fathers you understand.”
“Fuck those cunts.”
”Really, Sir......”
”You want me to go invent a gun and shoot your ass, dude?”

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I like pie ..... & palindromes & ambigrams

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That's not how we do things around here.

02122021

You guys do it wrong. Like using commas in numbers. And I know because we fukkin invented the English language. You cunts must not really like pie.

[dsred]

Can never seem to finish an entire pie. Only ever manage 3.14 of it.

This, Sir, was just awful.

Still LMAO.

[dpatnod]

How is cheesecake with a crust not a pie? I like it.

This is bullshit.

Fkkin Cakists.

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Well, poop.

[Marko69]

You’re the first person today to say “BOOB” instead of “wow <<—- that’s cool!”

Tit
pap
mam(mary gland)

[dpatnod]

Fuk yes... Pie thread!

I got one for ya.....

BooB.

[Marko69]

I like pie ..... & palindromes & ambigrams

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[Marko69]