Non-football related stuff that really makes your day

[DeanUK]

Congrats to all!!

[LionsFanInJapan]

Wow, that's amazing Mark!

[DanO]

My Aunt and uncle were married for 72 years before my uncle passed away last year.

[Marko69]

I echo LFIJ in saying "wow"...., that is definitely amazing, MM. 64 years? I cannot begin to think what a conversation between me and the wife will be like in 59 years time.
Me: "Aw right darlin', I haven't seen you round here before? Aw shit. I need ma nappy changed again."
Her: Do I know you? Get out of my house this instant or I will be forced to summon a policeman."

[Marko69]

72 YEARS? That really is something. Must be the climate. You see ancient old Italian couples having been married for centuries in places like Sicily. Climate and good food.

Its fkn Baltic cold, and deep fried mars bars here so....., as they say, Its no happenin'.

[Kansas]

Well, the CIA has now officially joined twitter. Please tell me that prior to this they were at least monitoring twitter, cuz there are some serious wackos out here. *cough*dwt*cough*

[Malto Marko]

Well, the CIA has now officially joined twitter. Please tell me that prior to this they were at least monitoring twitter, cuz there are some serious wackos out here. *cough*dwt*cough*

You really got to quit smoking Kansas, it helps with the coughs.

[Panoptes]

People are setting the bar too fn high.

Congrats on the longevity. Nothing better than family.

[Tony G]

Watch as pool guy resuscitates a drowned squirrel! CNN's Jeanne Moos shows how to do CPR on a rodent.

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2014/06/04/erin-pkg-moos-squirrel-cpr-rescue.cnn.html

[Dr. Emmett.L.Brown]

Lifelong Dukes fan....Auto Trader just made my day


[ame]http://youtu.be/Pk3u74H05fE[/ame]

[Newbomb Turk]

The full text of the resolution follows:

The resolution may be cited as the “Dog Ate My Tax Receipts Resolution.”

Expressing the sense of the House of Representatives that the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) must allow taxpayers the same lame excuses for missing documentation that the IRS itself is currently proffering

Whereas, the IRS claims that convenient, unexplained, miscellaneous computer malfunction is sufficient justification not to produce specific, critical documentation; and,

Whereas, fairness and Due Process demand that the American taxpayer be granted no less latitude than we afford the bureaucrats employed presently at the IRS;

Now, therefore, be it resolved that it is the sense of the House of Representatives that unless and until the Internal Revenue Service produces all documentation demanded by subpoena or otherwise by the House of Representatives, or produces an excuse that passes the red face test,

All taxpayers shall be given the benefit of the doubt when not producing critical documentation, so long as the taxpayer’s excuse therefore falls into one of the following categories:

1. The dog ate my tax receipts
2. Convenient, unexplained, miscellaneous computer malfunction
3. Traded documents for five terrorists
4. Burned for warmth while lost in the Yukon
5. Left on table in Hillary’s Book Room
6. Received water damage in the trunk of Ted Kennedy’s car
7. Forgot in gun case sold to Mexican drug lords
8. Forced to recycle by municipal Green Czar
9. Was short on toilet paper while camping
10. At this point, what difference does it make?

In any case, IRS can see the NSA for a good, high quality copy.

[Angeleyes]

Happy Anniversary to all and many more.

My daughter had a doctor appointment today and found out that she is having a boy.

[Panoptes]

Wut? Wut?

Congratulations to u n SB

[LionsFanInJapan]

Wut? Wut?

Congratulations to u n SB

+1

Congratulations to all of you!

[bimmer84]

And the beat goes on . . congrat's AE and SB!