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I saw a car drive over a squirrel once, it didn't get squished by the tires but the muffler bonked it in the head as it went by. That squirrel was spinning in circles and chattering away as it spun itself off the road. I was laughing so hard I could barely stand.
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"Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan -
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We should trade that squirrel. He has proven he can't cross a road with a winning record. It is a FACT. Cut his ass, get whatever you can for him and move on. Draft a HOF road-crossing squirrel, and you are set.Lions Fans.
Demanding Excellence since Pathetic Patricia Piddled the Pooch!Comment
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I ain't kidding, I've just laughed my ass off for about 25 minutes to this! My buddy Big Marko certainly knows my humour. Will Ferrell is superb!
And DanO boy, ....... I just bet you dance like this eh??
[ame]http://youtu.be/GCd0OjjCz88[/ame]"I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022Comment
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I got an email from our realtor today. It was pretty obvious that someone had hacked her account, so I sent her an email asking if she had been hacked. Apparently the hackers were still in control of her account. Start at the bottom. Ha!
No Jim
Hello,
Please view the document I uploaded for you.
Click Here to sign in with your email to view the document, it's very important.
Thank you.
From: j
To: l
Subject: RE: Important eDocuments
Date: Thu, 25 Feb 2016 12:00:25 -0600
L,
Did your account get hacked?
Jim
From: L
Subject: Important eDocuments
Date: Thu, 25 Feb 2016 11:37:16 -0600
Hello,
Please view the document I uploaded for you.
Click Here to sign in with your email to view the document, it's very important.
Thank you.I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it onComment
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If she had replied with, "Damnit Jim, I'm a realtor not a hacker!"...I would have opened the documents.2015 AAL - Ezekiel "Double Digit Sacks" Ansah.Comment
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Ha! Me too.Originally posted by LionsFanInJapan View PostI feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it onComment
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Went and done some "YouTube" research on the Cowbell thing. Comes from your very own "Saturday Night Live" show. Can't believe this stuff is all new to me. Watched 3 x 10 minute videos of clips......, must get more of this stuff. It's absolute comedy gold. Mike Myers as the techno German guy? I also didn't realise Wayne's World originated on SNL. Looks like Garth had more to say on it and it's bloody great! Going to be busy tonight checking out more of this.
"I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022Comment
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Yeah Marko, all the Chris Farley stuff is gold as well.2015 AAL - Ezekiel "Double Digit Sacks" Ansah.Comment
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Cheeseburgie, Cheeseburgie.... no Petsi, Coke.Last edited by Panoptes; February 26, 2016, 10:43 AM.19.1119, NO LONGER WAITINGComment
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Dambit, I'm Gumby.19.1119, NO LONGER WAITINGComment
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Jane, you ignorant slut.19.1119, NO LONGER WAITINGComment
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O tay!19.1119, NO LONGER WAITINGComment
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Bassomatic19.1119, NO LONGER WAITINGComment
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We're two wild and crazy guys!19.1119, NO LONGER WAITINGComment
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