Non-Football Related Stuff That Makes you Laugh Your Ass off

[kayrone]

Roundabouts are the BOMB once people know how to use them - nowadays I get annoyed when I have to be at an intersection with a light - I'm so spoiled. They have put them all over this town and it has cut commute times in half. But god help you if you are behind someone who doesn't understand how they work...

[Coop]

time for me to laugh at me - bought a case of beer from a grocery store in FL while we were at Disney and the day before we left went to return them. Not knowing where the bottle return area was at first glance, I asked a cashier whom was in the middle of a conversation with another employee where it was, kind of looked at me funny but points me to the customer service desk. Get there and ask about bottle return. Lady looks a me funny and asks "did I drink them" - I said yes. Then she asks why I am returning empty bottles - and what scam am I trying to pull? She actually almost calls a service manager......at which point I begin to understand that they don't recycle bottles in FL..no bottle deposit.

Once I explained it was all laughs.....embarrassingly so for my dumb ass.

[CGVT]

Roundabouts are the BOMB once people know how to use them - nowadays I get annoyed when I have to be at an intersection with a light - I'm so spoiled. They have put them all over this town and it has cut commute times in half. But god help you if you are behind someone who doesn't understand how they work...

I agree. Roundabouts work once people quit bitching about them and learn how to use them. They really cut down on time waiting at lights.

The jug handle turn works basically the same as the Michigan turn. On busy roads there is light where the handle meets the road that you want to turn onto

[Coop]

I'd rather just bitch...

[Panoptes]

time for me to laugh at me - bought a case of beer from a grocery store in FL while we were at Disney and the day before we left went to return them. Not knowing where the bottle return area was at first glance, I asked a cashier whom was in the middle of a conversation with another employee where it was, kind of looked at me funny but points me to the customer service desk. Get there and ask about bottle return. Lady looks a me funny and asks "did I drink them" - I said yes. Then she asks why I am returning empty bottles - and what scam am I trying to pull? She actually almost calls a service manager......at which point I begin to understand that they don't recycle bottles in FL..no bottle deposit.

Once I explained it was all laughs.....embarrassingly so for my dumb ass.

Stoopid Yankee! ;)

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[Marko69]

Funny stuff Kapture......., that "only 3 letters guy" is a real life Peter Griffin, only slimmer.