Matt Stafford is the suckiest suck to ever suck

[edindetroit]

As I sit here in a McDs car park with another cappuccino, I notice some guy who's boot door (trunk?) closes by its fkn self! Nation of fat lazy bastards.

The trunk lid, or boot door as you like to call it, on my car seems to collect dirt that gets on my hands when I open it. I wouldn't mind automating it.

[FVD]

Some people are way too afraid of germs and bacteria.

I notice the germophobes I work with tend to get sick more often. You gotta give your immune system practice.

[bimmer84]

As I sit here in a McDs car park with another cappuccino, I notice some guy who's boot door (trunk?) closes by its fkn self! Nation of fat lazy bastards.

Guilty as charged. Not for automatic trunk closers, but I consider the garage door opener one of the world's greatest inventions. Wonderful on a rainy day.

[jaadam4]

Indeed.. Remote controls are up there as well

[bimmer84]

Yep. Agree jaadam. Remote controls are right up there with garage door openers.

[dpatnod]

http://www.prideofdetroit.com/2017/5/19/15662212/detroit-lions-quarterbacks-4th-best-espn

Detroit Lions quarterback depth chart 4th-best in NFL, per ESPN

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Here is Matthew Stafford, a quarterback even Pride Of Detroit writers were hesitant to rank among the top 10 as recent as last year, now being listed above the likes of Drew Brees, Russell Wilson, Cam Newton, Joe Flacco and Ben Roethlisberger. Let that sink in for a moment, because we’re not done here.

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[jaadam4]

http://www.prideofdetroit.com/2017/5...-4th-best-espn

Detroit Lions quarterback depth chart 4th-best in NFL, per ESPN

....

Here is Matthew Stafford, a quarterback even Pride Of Detroit writers were hesitant to rank among the top 10 as recent as last year, now being listed above the likes of Drew Brees, Russell Wilson, Cam Newton, Joe Flacco and Ben Roethlisberger. Let that sink in for a moment, because we?re not done here.

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Espn knows their shit!!

[Futureshock]

Espn knows their shit!!

See now you've gone too far.

WTF, Futureshock? I use toilet paper FFS.

Correction...... note to EVERYBODY...... don't shake hands with futureshock! :shock:

Some already have. I actually WASH my hands. 8):-D

[dpatnod]

Espn knows their shit!!

The sub-headline of that article is also:

"Matthew Stafford is entering the top-tier conversation and is starting to be considered, dare I say... elite."

[LionsFanInJapan]

Yeah, but the article also states he's ranked higher than them due to the age factor. He has more years ahead of him playing football than they do.

[jaadam4]

And hes more talented

[LionsFanInJapan]

jaadam, are you turning into the new guitarjack?

[jaadam4]

If that means I'm awesome then yes... yes I am!

[LionsFanInJapan]

Not until you make a thread that tops the "When will you assholes just believe" one.

[dpatnod]

So... we have YEARS of Stafford greatness to look forward to, is what Jaadam is saying. ;-)