Joke Thread

[entropy]

Joke Thread

In college 4 of us "found" a porn but nobody had a vcr in their dorm room... However, in our dorm, each floor had a lobby next to the elevators with a TV, vcr and furniture. We decided 4am would be safe so during a week night we gathered around the tv and began to watch. It was maybe 10 mins into the movie and we heard the elevator stop at our floor. 3 of us where on the couch with our backs facing the elevator. Rich was sitting in a chair to our side (think of the chairs shaped as a U facing the TV.. The TV faced the elevators).. The three of us slid down and rich was stuck in his chair as the doors open. All we heard was.."Rich, you're disgusting!"

The next day rich was lectured by the TA about appropriate use of the vcr. The entire dorm believed he was watching porn alone at 4 in the morning.... LOL.


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[Malto Marko]

....that is....Rich!

[entropy]

Joke Thread

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He?s rather taken aback because he can?t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you?re the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I?m your son?s teacher."



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[Malto Marko]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He?s rather taken aback because he can?t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you?re the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I?m your son?s teacher."



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LMAO!

Nice to see you here Entropy.

[edindetroit]

In college 4 of us "found" a porn but nobody had a vcr in their dorm room... However, in our dorm, each floor had a lobby next to the elevators with a TV, vcr and furniture. We decided 4am would be safe so during a week night we gathered around the tv and began to watch. It was maybe 10 mins into the movie and we heard the elevator stop at our floor. 3 of us where on the couch with our backs facing the elevator. Rich was sitting in a chair to our side (think of the chairs shaped as a U facing the TV.. The TV faced the elevators).. The three of us slid down and rich was stuck in his chair as the doors open. All we heard was.."Rich, you're disgusting!"

The next day rich was lectured by the TA about appropriate use of the vcr. The entire dorm believed he was watching porn alone at 4 in the morning.... LOL.


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LOL!

[LionsFanInJapan]

Both of those were great!

[CGVT]

Yep. Two winners, for sure.

[bimmer84]

[Marko69]

[DeanUK]

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators...

[entropy]

Joke Thread

Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake you up, unless you're in prison....


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[entropy]

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spell: map
say: ness


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[Malto Marko]

:D

[Malto Marko]

This was posted on Facebook by someone I went to HS with.

I got a chuckle out of it.

[entropy]

heh