Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Matt Stafford is the suckiest suck to ever suck

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • I cannot.
    "Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan

    Comment


    • Originally posted by UKBB View Post
      I cannot.
      Mediocre, man!

      I wash my elephant's ass of you!
      Lions Fans.

      Demanding Excellence since Pathetic Patricia Piddled the Pooch!

      Comment


      • Deborah let the dude go, now you do too, Dpat.
        In the same voice as Chubbs Petersons “just tap it in” ———> “Just, let him go, Just let him go....... Just......... let him go!”
        "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

        Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

        Comment


        • Originally posted by dpatnod View Post

          Mediocre, man!

          I wash my elephant's ass of you!


          Oh sh!t son that made me spit out my beverage.
          Trickalicious - I don't think it is fair that the division rivals get to play the Lions twice. The Lions NEVER get to play the Lions, let alone twice.

          Comment


          • Originally posted by dpatnod View Post

            Mediocre, man!

            I wash my elephant's ass of you!
            So you're saying you have a big ass?
            "Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan

            Comment


            • MATTHEW STAFFORD RESTRUCTURES CONTRACT, SAVES DETROIT LIONS $7.8 MILLION IN CAP SPACE

              Prior to the Detroit Lions hosting the Chicago Bears this afternoon, there was a little bit of accounting work done. http://gty.im/1196676579 According to a report from ESPN's Adam Schefter, quarterback Matthew Stafford re-structured his contract in a manner that saves the team cap space. The $7.8 million will now be spread evenly across the remaining...
              "Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan

              Comment


              • Originally posted by UKBB View Post
                MATTHEW STAFFORD RESTRUCTURES CONTRACT, SAVES DETROIT LIONS $7.8 MILLION IN CAP SPACE

                https://detroitsportsnation.com/matt...vfirEoSi6CCU0s
                Meh, never a fan of these types of restructures
                WHO CARES why it says paper jam when there is no paper jam?

                Comment


                • Originally posted by chemiclord View Post
                  I write that with the assumption that the Lions will screw up finding his successor. It's less that Stafford is irreplaceable as much as the Lions will be incapable of finding someone that can replace him.
                  Where are you going to find a guy who can consistently lose to Mitch Trubinksy???

                  I mean, do guys like that exist outside of the Stafford master bedrooom???
                  The only logical explanation is:
                  I'm about to die and this is my Jacob's Ladder

                  Comment


                  • Typical Stafford. Goes on a great run early. Like unstoppable, then disappears when the Lions get a 17 point lead, only to make his obligatory one bad forced pass for an int. Then when in comeback mode, has a beautiful last drive only to be let down by another hot shot draft pick. Gag!

                    Comment


                    • Stafford is following in Rivers footsteps. Makes a boatload of $, which fucks your cap. Put up monster stats. Has some good wins here and there. Always throws a terrible INT at the worst time. Hell, even Stafford is pumping out lots of kids.

                      Comment


                      • Give us a fucking name.

                        Comment


                        • Originally posted by klondike View Post
                          Typical Stafford. Goes on a great run early. Like unstoppable, then disappears when the Lions get a 17 point lead, only to make his obligatory one bad forced pass for an int. Then when in comeback mode, has a beautiful last drive only to be let down by another hot shot draft pick. Gag!
                          This is exactly what he does
                          WHO CARES why it says paper jam when there is no paper jam?

                          Comment


                          • Originally posted by chemiclord View Post
                            Give us a fucking name.
                            Paul Crew
                            The only logical explanation is:
                            I'm about to die and this is my Jacob's Ladder

                            Comment


                            • Originally posted by Newbomb Turk View Post

                              Paul Crew
                              The dead one or the water boy?

                              Comment


                              • Originally posted by BadWolf View Post

                                The dead one or the water boy?
                                either is well equipped to lose to the Bears.
                                The only logical explanation is:
                                I'm about to die and this is my Jacob's Ladder

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X