Off Topic: Soccer and NASCAR

[froot loops]

Arsenal is terrible

[Marko69]

Yep, Arteta the next managerial casualty?

Merseyside top two in the England.

[froot loops]

Yeah Arteta is on borrowed time, but the team is bad. They have more than a few players playing full time that are past their expiration date.

[froot loops]

Chelsea stunk today

[Marko69]

Yes, 1 win in 6 for Lampard. Add him to Arteta’s sticky wicket.

[Marko69]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-55524795

[froot loops]

Hibs with a stoppage time goal to get a point at Celtic Park.

[Marko69]

Glasgow press really get on my rocks. Ex Celtic goalie Pat Bonner quote: "I think Hibs done enough to earn the point."

Stats:

Shots: Celtic 7 Hibs 10
Shots on target: Celtic 6 Hibs 7
Corners: Celtic 3 Hibs 10

Of course they done enough, Pat ya Celtic cuntist. Hibs should've won the game.

[dpatnod]

I can't wait to hear about M69 calling someone a cuntist at McDonald's tomorrow and the strange looks he gets.

[froot loops]

Marko is a known Edinburghist. His anti-Glawegian stance is well known.

[Marko69]

I can't wait to hear about M69 calling someone a cuntist at McDonald's tomorrow and the strange looks he gets.

You’ll never guess what that cuntist at McDonald’s said this morning ......

Dear God, CGVT, what have you started! 🤦♂️

[dpatnod]

OK, too much of this soccer pish in this thread. Needs more NASCAR.

I'm curious if Marko69 has seen this?

[Marko69]

Just watched that twice. That was awesome

[dpatnod]

Something told me that would strike you funny. There's another.

[Marko69]

These really are hilarious Superb 👏👏👏

When I was 17 and first year apprentice at the heating company, my boss had a Lotus 7, or a Caterham 7, (one of those) ...... asked me if I wanted to go out for a “spin”........ didn’t realise that he wanted to show off his driving skills.
I was white as a ghost when I got out of that thing. Almost physically shit myself.